E.K. — "There's really very little to say."
ENCYCLOPEDIA — This individual goes by Eren, also answers to Dev or Goratrix in certain archives of their own. Known to write fanfiction and original fiction, run campaigns for tabletop role-playing games, and engage in activities associated with online fandom culture. A relic of the LiveJournal era. What you have in front of you is their artistic output, but you know them to be in possession of a Juris Doctor.
CONCEPTUALIZATION — A lawyer with a typing addiction. Dated, passé, soul-numbing. Forget the real world and look at the fantasy! Dragon Age. Fallout. Baldur's Gate. Warhammer 40,000. Disco Elysium. New York City turned into a vampiric playground. Worlds built upon worlds built upon worlds. It's artistic incest all the way down, and you're invited to the family dinner.
ENCYCLOPEDIA — Not a lawyer, not yet. They'd have to pass the bar exam for that. They have a law degree, which is an important distinction.
EMPATHY — They keep an archive because the characters are how they know themselves. Some people scrapbook. This person writes ten thousand words about a suicide bomber elf. They're excited to have someone finally read it all.
VOLITION — It's harmless, as far as derangements go.
THOUGHT GAINED: "Actually Finishing the About Page"
"Let's take a look at those derangements." [Writing]
